I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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