Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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