how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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