I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize
