Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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