It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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