I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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