So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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