All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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