Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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