no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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