this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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