you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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