Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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