I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
the night ended with taco bell and tears
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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