Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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