call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Mom said you looked used
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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