ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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