Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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