I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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