i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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