I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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