google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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