I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize