Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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