How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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