is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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