I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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