mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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