As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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