But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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