He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Welp...herpes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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