so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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