What tipped you off? The sombrero?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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