So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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