Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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