Umm I'm too high to move.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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