what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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