Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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