so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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