I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
