We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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