Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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