Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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