Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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