I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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