Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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