Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Randomize
