There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
whose parrot is this?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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