Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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