You just made me feel so damn special
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I see more hoeing in ur future
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