God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
you made out with another girl for some wings
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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