That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
that is very illegal...i love you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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