Plan B is the new Plan A
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So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The beer is more important than you right now.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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