State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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