P.S. I can't hear my feet
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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